Satan Loves the First Amendment. Broward Schools Didn’t.
One banner. One lawsuit. One atheist forcing Florida schools to follow the Constitution.
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One Banner to Rule Them All
When Chaz Stevens asked to hang a “Satan Loves the First Amendment” banner outside a public school, chaos ensued. Christian churches had banners up. His got rejected. What happened? The district faced a federal lawsuit, the media’s watching, and Stevens made them play by their own rules.
This is Satanology -- a bold, legally bulletproof campaign exposing religious favoritism in America’s schools.
When Satan Shows Up, the System Panics
What happens when an atheist dares to hang a "Satan Loves the First Amendment" banner on a public school fence? If you're Chaz Stevens, all hell breaks loose—and that's the point.
Welcome to Satanology—our sharp-toothed campaign to expose viewpoint discrimination in public schools, where Christian churches get banners but the “Church of Satanology and Perpetual Soirée” gets the boot.
In 2023, Chaz challenged Broward County Schools after spotting banners from Calvary Chapel slapped on public property. His response? A request for equal space—only his banner featured Satan. The result? The church banners came down, the lawyers came out, and the school board flipped policy overnight.
“It’s all or nothing. If they want in, I should get in.” – Chaz Stevens
Satan Made Headlines. Chaz Made History.
The media pounced. CBS Miami. WLRN. Parkland Talk. A federal judge ruled the lawsuit could move forward. Broward County banned all religious signs.
Cue the headlines:
- “Satan wins in Broward County”
- “First Amendment lawsuit forces schools to blink”
But Chaz isn’t stopping. This isn’t about goat heads and pitchforks—it’s about LGBTQ+ kids, secular freedom, and the equal treatment of all beliefs in public spaces.
“I don’t believe in Satan. I believe in fairness.” – Stevens, with a smirk
This Is What Activism Looks Like
Festivus poles made of beer cans. Bible ban petitions. Arabic-language “In God We Trust” signs. A lawsuit that could set national precedent.
Satanology is First Amendment judo. We’re using their own rules to make them flinch—and it’s working.
Satanology News Citations
Church Banner Removed From Marjory Stoneman Douglas After Activist Sought ‘Satanology’ Ad
Parkland Talk – December 4, 2023
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Broward school board to vote on banning religious signage after 'Satan' First Amendment lawsuit
WLRN – December 16, 2024
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Broward Schools bans all religious signs after 'Satan' lawsuit, adds Hindu holiday
WLRN – December 18, 2024
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'Satan loves the First Amendment' banner lawsuit allowed to proceed against Broward schools
CBS Miami – January 3, 2025
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Trial coming soon for Florida man suing over schools' refusal to display Satan banners
Tallahassee Democrat – January 7, 2025
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Activist says his 'Satanology' fight is really against 'viewpoint discrimination' at Broward schools
WPLG Local 10 News – January 14, 2025
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my name is
Chaz Stevens
And I'd like to introduce myself...
For years, I’ve forced power to backpedal using strategy, disruption, and a deep understanding of how bureaucracy crumbles under its own weight. From exposing corruption to weaponizing bad laws against themselves, I don’t fight fair—I fight to win.
Now, I’m handing over the playbook. If you’re ready to stop wasting time and start making real change, let’s get to work.
Your move.