Dead Kennedys Raw Milk RFK-Inspired T-Shirt

Description

This isn’t just a shirt—it’s a handcrafted, all-American masterpiece oozing with unapologetic satire (the kind your high school civics teacher definitely side-eyed). It’s bold, irreverent, and proudly human-made—no DALL-E in sight.

But wait, there’s more

• Material: Top of the line, super durable, super comfortable short sleeve tee is constructed from 100% soft, breathable cotton for great style and performance.
• Fit: Available in unisex sizing (small to XXL), so everyone can rock the look.
• Design: Made with love in Boca Raton, FL.
• Care Instructions: Machine washable, because who has time for hand washing?

Get ready to slip into another Chaz Stevens-inspired art project

This shirt isn’t just a piece of clothing—it’s a rallying cry, a middle finger to political overreach, and a walking billboard for the First Amendment. Wear it loud and proud, and let the world know where you stand.

You’re guaranteed to turn heads with this shirt—perfect for the bold, not the faint-hearted or shy.

Every purchase fuels the fight. Your support helps keep boots on the ground (mine in particular), pushing back against divisive policies and the everyday nonsense that makes us collectively roll our eyes.

Step up. Speak out. Wear the message. Get your “Dead Kennedys Raw Milk” t-shirt today!

Dissent Shapes Our Democracy

For over three decades, my work has been reported on around the world, pissing off the right people (pun intended) and inspiring the rest. This shirt? It’s just another chapter in my long career of telling power to shove it.

With this shirt, you’re not just buying art—you’re buying into a movement. It might not save the world, but it will make you look good while trying.

Support our work

Think of it like Public TV but with fewer tote bags and way more edge.

Because art isn’t cheap, and activism sure as hell isn’t either.

• An exclusive bundle (one t-shirt, two 5” BOHICA stickers, and two 5” Flush Twice stickers).
• A heartfelt, slightly irreverent thank-you message from me, Chaz Stevens.
• A signed, limited-edition art print—suitable for framing, admiring, or throwing at an annoying dinner guest.
• VIP updates on my next madcap project.
• The pièce de résistance: two “Dead Kennedys Raw Milk” t-shirts. Wear them proudly, knowing you’re keeping the wheels of change turning (and probably annoying your uncle at Thanksgiving).

What’s up with these prices

Why these prices? Simple: you’re not just buying a t-shirt; you’re funding a mission. Each tier reflects the exclusive, handmade quality of the product and the deeper impact your support creates. Both are a one-of-a-kind deal. Your investment directly fuels activism, ensuring that creative disruption stays alive.

Your money doesn’t just fund cool merch—it keeps me in the fight. And let’s face it, the world could use more art and fewer jerks.

About the design

This isn’t just a t-shirt; it’s a punk rock poem for the people.

• The Look: A hand-drawn RFK-inspired portrait paired with typography that screams, “Yeah, I said it.”
• The Words: “Raw Milk,” “Hint of Bear Cub,” “Beached Whale Creamery.” What do they mean? That’s for you to argue about at your next party.
• The Message: Like all my work, it’s here to ruffle feathers, spark conversations, and remind folks that art should never play nice.

Product features

• Fabric You’ll Love: Soft, breathable, and comfy enough to wear while raging against the machine.
• Eco-Friendly Printing: Made in the USA with sustainability that’d make your hippie neighbor weep.
• Unisex Fit: Perfect for everyone, no matter your size or how much punk rock you’ve got left in your soul.
• Collector’s Gold: Wear it, frame it, or just let it piss someone off. Your call.

Shipping details

• Made to Order: These beauties take 1-2 weeks to print on demand. Once ready, we’ll ship them to you via 2-3 day shipping. Art takes time, so don’t rush me. I’m on it, okay?
• Ships from Florida: Where I’m busy stirring up trouble and sunburns.

Customer satisfaction guarantee

If you’re not thrilled, shoot me a message, and we’ll make it right. But let’s face it—you’re going to love it. Pro tip: Upload a photo review to score 15% off your next rebellious purchase.

About the artist

I’m Chaz Stevens, an artist, activist, and occasional thorn in the side of anyone who takes themselves too seriously. My work blends humor, satire, and a little dash of “I can’t believe he went there.” Featured across the globe, I aim to spark dialogue and keep freedom of expression alive and well.

Change doesn’t come easy, but it sure as hell looks good in this shirt. Add it to your cart and let’s make some noise.

* Disclaimer

This artwork is independently created by Chaz Stevens and is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to the Dead Kennedys, the actual Kennedys, actual dead Kennedys, or representatives in any way.

Then again, as the Dead Kennedys once sang, I might be “too drunk to f*ck.”