Refund and Returns Policy

Last Updated: February 2025

We don’t do refunds for one simple reason—you’re paying for expertise, not a participation trophy.

  • No Refunds After Services Are Delivered – Once consulting, strategy sessions, or any work product has been provided, all sales are final.
  • Cancellations & Rescheduling – If you cancel within 48 hours of your scheduled session, a $250 cancellation fee applies.
  • No-Shows Lose Their Session – If you don’t show up, you forfeit your session. No reschedules, no exceptions.

Chargebacks & Service Fraud

If you initiate a chargeback after services have been delivered, we consider this service fraud and will pursue it to the fullest extent of the law, including:

  • Filing a police report for fraud
  • Pursuing legal action in civil court for damages
  • Submitting your case to collections
  • Reporting fraudulent activity to financial institutions and business networks
  • Telling the world how you do business

By purchasing our services, you agree to these terms and acknowledge that any attempt to reverse legitimate charges is considered fraudulent.

Our Guarantee

We stand by our work. If we make a mistake—and mistakes do happen—we will gladly refund your money. This applies only in cases where an error on our part directly impacts the service delivered.

How We Filter Out Time Wasters & Freeloaders

To keep the serious players in and the tire-kickers out, here’s how we operate:

  1. Pre-Screening Before Booking – You’ll fill out an intake form before booking. If your responses scream "I haven't thought this through," your request gets ignored.
  2. Upfront Payment Required – No free discovery calls. No "pick your brain" sessions. If you want strategy, you pay first.
  3. Price as a Barrier – Our fees aren’t cheap, and that’s intentional. If you’re looking for bargain-bin consulting, go Google your problem. Or ask the Twitter crowd, you're sure to get helpful intel.
  4. Results-Oriented Clients Only – If your goal is to "just raise awareness" without a plan for action, this isn’t for you.
  5. No Hand-Holding – This is a straightforward, high-impact strategy session, not an hour of motivational talk. If you need a pep talk, call a life coach.

Final Note: If you’re serious about winning battles, disrupting the system, and forcing real change, let’s work. If you’re not, this isn’t for you.