Bite Me, Greg: Stevens Sends Texas Schools 25,000 Satirical Ten Commandments

Gov. Greg Abbott thinks Texas classrooms need more religion, so he’s forcing schools to display the Ten Commandments. Professional disruptor Dr. T. Chaz Stevens has a simple message for him: Bite me, Greg.

In direct response to Abbott’s latest stunt—the soon-to-be-signed Senate Bill 10 requiring every Texas public school classroom to prominently feature the Ten Commandments—Stevens is unleashing a provocative counterattack: 25,000 satirical, multilingual, and deliberately challenging “Ten Commandments” posters.

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Texas’ Selective Religious Liberty Exposed (Again)

This isn’t Stevens’ first rodeo in Texas. Back in 2022, he sent 2,500 “In God We Trust” posters in Arabic to Texas schools. Guess how many were displayed? You got it—zero. Texas officials conveniently dodged Stevens’ initial challenge, revealing their selective commitment to religious freedom.

Now Stevens is done playing nice. He’s dramatically escalating the campaign, delivering ten times the original number of posters. His latest collection includes:

• Arabic Edition — For Texas officials uncomfortable with religious diversity.
• Satanic Edition — Because fair’s fair in religious freedom, right?
• Russian and Chinese Editions — Reflecting Texas’ true cultural diversity.
• Reverse-English Version — Symbolically highlighting Texas lawmakers’ backward policies.
• Ransom-Note Version — Featuring commandments like “Kill,” “Steal,” “Adultery,” and “Ass” in bold, satirical fashion.

“Be careful what you pray for, Greg,” Stevens said. “You just might get 25,000 multilingual doses of real religious freedom.”

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To pull off this massive disruption, Stevens needs your support. REVOLT Training is crowdfunding to cover:

• Printing and production of all 25,000 posters
• Shipping and logistics directly to Texas public schools
• Legal action against any discriminatory refusals

Every dollar raised turns up the heat on Texas politicians, forcing them to publicly confront their religious hypocrisy.

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Why This Matters—And Why Texas Can’t Ignore It

Stevens’ bold tactics have already made politicians from Ron DeSantis to school board presidents backpedal furiously (paywall). Texas faces a critical decision: display Stevens’ provocative posters and embrace genuine religious liberty—or publicly admit their policy is about favoring evangelical Christianity alone.

It’s a lose-lose scenario for Abbott—and a win-win for everyone who values genuine religious freedom.

“In this land of milk and honey, Texas can either walk the walk on religious liberty (sha’ right) or own their hypocrisy,” Stevens adds. “Either way, bite me, Greg.”

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Bite Me, Greg- Dr. T. Chaz Stevens Sending 25,000 Provocative Ten Commandments Posters to Texas Schools