The ‘In God We Trust’ Stress Test

Description

The Sign That Broke the Rules (By Following Them)

$149 | 16”x20” | Printed On Demand | Ships in 1–2 Weeks

Make your enemies quote the First Amendment—right before they lose their minds.

Chaz Stevens doesn’t just protest—he detonates hypocrisy. When states passed laws requiring schools to display “In God We Trust” posters, they assumed everyone would put up the standard version. Assumption: Broken.

Chaz flooded schools with these Arabic, Hebrew, and Klingon versions. They complied with every single letter of the statute (size, font, text). The result? Schools rejected them, exposing their “religious freedom” laws as nothing more than Christian nationalism.

Now, you can own the sign that proved the point.

Wars Aren’t Cheap, and Neither is My Art.

I’m not on Zazzle selling homemade stickers. I am the tip of the spear fighting the war you want fought.

This price funds the frontline battles—the lawsuits, the FOIA requests, and the relentless chaos—that actually break the system. You aren’t buying a decoration; you are arming the resistance.

It’s not just a poster … it’s your receipt.

Available Designs (Pick Your Weapon)

Choose how you want to test the system:

• Arabic: The Headline Maker. The design that started the national panic.
• Hebrew: The Original Text. Remind them who wrote the book first.
• Satan: The System Shock. Guaranteed to be rejected (and generate a lawsuit).
• Klingon: The Honor Guard. Because the First Amendment is a warrior’s weapon.
• Gay Pride: The Rainbow Shield. God loves everyone, right? Let’s test that theory.
• Vulcan: The Logical Choice. Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations.
• Steganography: The Hidden Message. Looks like digital noise. Decodes to a Constitutional lesson.

HOW TO DEPLOY THIS POSTER

Don’t just hang it. Use it.

1. Purchase: Select your language of disruption.
2. Donate: Walk into your local public school and formally donate it under the state law (check your local statutes—many states must accept donated signs).
3. Document: When they refuse it (but accept the English version), record the rejection.
4. Send it to Me: That rejection is the evidence we need to prove discrimination.

Why People Are Buying

This isn’t art for your living room. This is art for the public square. Each purchase funds:

• Civil Rights Litigation: We sue the schools that say “No.”
• Viral Activism: We keep the pressure on corrupt officials.
• The Next Stunt: Funding the next Festivus Pole or Satanic Banner.

As seen in NPR, CNN, The Washington Post, and the nightmares of School Board attorneys everywhere.

The Chaz Guarantee

“If this doesn’t spark a meltdown, were you even trying?” – Chaz

Optional Extras

• Signed by the Artist (+$15): Autographed by the Head Bureaucrat himself.
• Framing (+$30): Ready-to-hang rebellion.

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About Chaz Stevens

Chaz Stevens is a nationally recognized political artist and First Amendment insurgent. His “In God We Trust” project exposed the hypocrisy of religious mandates in schools across Texas, Florida, and Louisiana. By using the system’s own rules to introduce minority languages and religions into public spaces, he forces the government to either accept everyone or ban everyone. (Spoiler: They usually ban everyone, which is a win).

“I’m not here to raise awareness. I’m here to make the system flinch.” – Chaz