System Failure Lightning Training™

Description

Lightning Training

30 Minutes. One-on-One. Total Clarity.

Sign-waving rarely makes an impact. I don’t chase clicks—I chase change. And I’ve made a career out of forcing governments, school boards, and bureaucrats to flinch.

This isn’t motivational fluff. This is real-time tactical coaching designed for people who are ready to disrupt, escalate, and win.

In just 30 minutes, you’ll get a custom battle plan tailored to your target — whether it’s a mayor, a policy, or the media machine itself.

The system is rigged. You’re not here to fix it — you’re here to break it.

Most people think media is about reporting. It’s not. Media is control: of narrative, perception, and power. If you’re not steering the story, you’re getting steamrolled by it.

Lightning isn’t about “getting coverage.” It’s about becoming the story — and weaponizing the press, the courts, and bureaucracy to burn the system down from the inside.

Why Lightning Works

“Raising awareness” is what losers do when they don’t know how to win.

You need to own the message, flip the script, and hit the right nerve — fast.

This isn’t media training. This is tactical media warfare, compressed into 30 minutes of high-voltage strategy.

You don’t control the story? You are the story.

This Is For:

• Protesters & Disruptors – Who want to do more than chant and tweet.
• Legal Fighters & Bureaucratic Snipers – Who want to hit hard and make it stick.
• Aspiring Rabble-Rousers – Who don’t want to play by the rules but still want to win.

This Is NOT For:

• Awareness raisers with no plan.
• People looking for hand-holding.
• Anyone afraid to rattle cages, piss people off, or go full throttle.

If you want “safe activism,” go buy a T-shirt.

What You’ll Get (in 30 minutes)

• Narrative Control
  How to hijack headlines and force the media to react to you.
• Power Mapping
  Identify who matters and how to hit them where it hurts.
• Bureaucratic Sabotage
  FOIAs, loopholes, filings — weaponize the paperwork.
• Legal Pressure Plays
  Push boundaries without blowing yourself up.
• Crisis Response Prep
  Know what to do when they come after you.
• Action-Ready Plan
  No fluff. Just tools you can deploy today.

Add-On Option: Three Strike Package

Title: Three Strike Package
Price: +$175 (total $275)
Title: VIP War Room: Upgrade to the Three-Strike Package and lock in three personalized coaching sessions with Chaz Stevens. Perfect for multi-phase campaigns, layered strategies, or building sustained momentum over time.

What’s Included:

• Three 30-minute one-on-one Zoom sessions
• Strategic progression planning between sessions
• Guidance across media, legal, and bureaucratic tactics
• Custom-tailored action plans for each stage of your effort

Best For:

• Protesters with evolving targets
• Campaign organizers needing ongoing tactical support
• Disruptors planning multi-wave attacks

Add-On Option: VIP War Room

Title: VIP War Room
Price: +$400 (total $500)
Description: Need a lifeline during high-stakes chaos? The VIP War Room gives you top-tier access to Chaz Stevens when the pressure’s on. This is coaching with a panic button, a playbook, and a flamethrower—all in one.

What You Get:

• Three 30-minute coaching sessions
• Emergency response access via phone/email
• Document review and commentary (complaints, FOIA drafts, media pitches)
• Priority scheduling (you skip the line)
• Optional session replays to sharpen execution

Best For:

• High-profile protest leaders or legal challengers
• Clients facing imminent media or legal pressure
• Disruptors who need rapid-fire strategy and backup

How It Works

1. Place The Order – Quick vetting to make sure you’re a fit. 100% refund if we’re not a fit.
2. Book Your Session(s) – 30 minutes via Zoom.
3. Strike Fast – Walk away with a plan ready to go.

Limited Availability

• Only 10 clients per month.
• No exceptions. No waitlist. When it’s full, it’s gone.

Why Work With Me?

• Chaz Stevens Media Manipulator. Legal Hellraiser. Bureaucratic Wrecking Ball.
• Forced DeSantis to change the law
• Beat Broward Schools in federal court, lost the case, won the battle, forced policy change
• Outmaneuvered corrupt officials using their own systems, sent three of them to jail

✔ MSNBC | ✔ NPR | ✔ CNN | ✔ Washington Post | ✔ The Daily Show

You’re not buying my time. You’re buying 30 years of sharpened experience and a strategy that wrecks institutions.

Ready to Strike?

• Apply for Lightning Coaching Now
  This is your chance to get real, actionable strategy from someone who doesn’t just talk about change — he makes the powerful flinch.
• No fluff. No delay. No excuses.