The RFK Protocol | Brain Worm Satire Sticker | Chaz Stevens
$49
“There’s a worm in the bottle.” A satirically accurate public health warning.
999 in stock
Description
The $49 Public Health Warning.
$49 | Premium Vinyl | Funds Local Activism
Some political movements have platforms. Others have parasites.
This design is a tribute to the most bizarre timeline in American political history: The moment a presidential candidate admitted a worm ate part of his brain and then died of starvation.
We couldn’t write satire this good if we tried. So we just drew it.
The Design: “El Gusano”
Features the now-famous “Brain Worm” enjoying a vacation at the bottom of a tequila bottle.
- The Metaphor: Sometimes you drink the worm. Sometimes the worm runs for office.
- The Medium: Heavy-duty, weather-resistant vinyl.
- The Mission: Reminding the public that this actually happened.
Why Is This Sticker $49?
Because fighting the “Fluoride Removal” crowd isn’t cheap. I am currently running for Mayor of Deerfield Beach against opponents who want to take fluoride out of the water. Proceeds from this sticker fund the fight against anti-science nonsense.
- $5 buys the sticker.
- $44 buys the campaign literature to save our teeth.
WHAT YOU GET
- 2x Large “RJK” Stickers: One for you, one for the person who still thinks vaccines have microchips.
- 2x “Flush Twice” Companion Stickers: Because hygiene matters.
- 1x Personal Note: From the candidate himself (Me).
Stick it. Share it. Save a tooth.
