The “Flush Twice” Protocol (BOHICA Edition)

Description

The $99 Sticker.

(It’s Not About the Vinyl).

$99 | Limited Run | Signed | Funds the Resistance

You aren’t buying a sticker. You are buying a weapon.

Let’s address the elephant in the room: Why is this sticker $99? Because you aren’t paying for the adhesive. You are funding the Boots-on-the-Ground Activism that fights the guy on the sticker.

• $5 goes to making a premium, weather-proof, UV-coated decal that will outlast his term.
• $94 goes to the Legal Defense Fund, FOIA requests, and the relentless trolling of authoritarian overreach.

This is a donation to the cause. The sticker is just your badge of honor.

The Design: B.O.H.I.C.A.

• Bend.
• Over.
• Here.
• It.
• Comes.
• Again.

A classic military acronym re-purposed for the modern political hellscape.

WHAT YOU GET

• 1x Giant 5″ BOHICA Decal: For your car, laptop, or front door.
• 1x “Flush Twice” Companion Sticker: Because sometimes one flush isn’t enough.
• 1x Signed Art Card: Authenticated by Chaz Stevens.
• The Satisfaction: Knowing you just funded a headache for a bureaucrat somewhere in Florida.

How to Deploy

• The Bumper: Apply it. Wait for the honks (supportive or angry, both count as engagement).
• The Laptop: A subtle signal to your coworkers that you are part of the resistance.
• The Gift: For the friend who is doom-scrolling and needs a laugh.

Waterproof. Sun-proof. Idiot-proof. (Yes, it’s dishwasher safe, but please don’t put it on your Tupperware. Have some dignity).