The Satanology Seal | Premium Protest Sticker by Chaz Stevens
$25
Small enough to fit on a bumper. Loud enough to trigger a Theocrat.
This isn’t a novelty sticker. It is the official crest of the separation of church and state, printed on industrial-grade vinyl. It is designed to outlast the weather, car washes, and the patience of your local Homeowners Association.
998 in stock
Description
The $25 Sticker.
(And Why It’s Worth Every Penny).
$25 | Heavy-Duty Vinyl | UV Protected | 100% Proceeds to Legal Fund
You aren’t buying a sticker. You are buying a jagged little pill for the system.
Let’s be clear: You can buy a cheap sticker on Amazon. This is different. When you buy The Satanology Seal, you are directly funding the Chaz Stevens “War Chest.”
- $5 pays for the manufacturing (Premium, thick, weather-proof vinyl).
- $20 pays for the chaos (Stamps, FOIA requests, court filings, and the espresso required to stay awake while reading school board bylaws).
This is a donation that comes with a receipt you can stick on your car.
The Specs (Military Grade Annoyance)
- Material: High-Gloss, All-Weather Vinyl. (It doesn’t fade, just like our resolve).
- Adhesive: Aggressive but removable. (Like a good lawyer).
- Size: 11″ x 3″ (The perfect size to cover a “my child is an honor student” sticker).
How to deploy this asset
- The “Trojan Horse”: Place it subtly on your laptop among the tech stickers. Wait for the coffee shop stare.
- The “Tailgater”: Apply to your rear bumper. Let the person behind you know that you brake for hallucinations, but not for forced religion.
- The “Public Forum”: Stick it on your own property, visible from the street. If your HOA complains, forward the letter to me.
The Mission
100% of the markup on this item goes directly to the Civil Rights Litigation Fund. We use these funds to fight back against book bans, forced prayer, and unconstitutional displays. You provide the ammo; we fire the shots.
As seen on the bumpers of patriots and the nightmares of bureaucrats.
The Chaz Guarantee
“It sticks. It stays. It triggers.” – Chaz
About Chaz Stevens
Chaz Stevens is a nationally recognized political artist and First Amendment insurgent. He uses “Satanology” not as a religion, but as a compliance tool to test the limits of free speech. If the government allows one religion, they must allow them all.
“I’m not here to raise awareness. I’m here to make the system flinch.” – Chaz
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