The RFK Warning Label (Raw Milk Edition)
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The RFK Warning Label (Raw Milk Edition)

$39

Too Drunk to Pasteurize. The official emblem of the Brain Worm administration.

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Description

The $39 Public Health Hazard.

$39 | Premium Vinyl | Punk Rock Satire

Pasteurization is for liberals. E. Coli is for patriots.

This design riffs on the iconic Dead Kennedys logo, reimagined for a political era where basic food safety is considered “woke.” It features the initials RFK styled to look like the legendary punk band, because let’s face it: Putting a brain worm in charge of the FDA is the most punk rock thing the government has ever done.

Why the Price?

Because fighting pseudoscience isn’t free. This sticker funds the Chaz Stevens Activism Fund, which is currently battling book bans, forced prayer, and the general erosion of critical thinking in Florida.

  • $5 covers the vinyl.
  • $34 covers the headache medicine I need after reading RFK’s tweets.

THE SPECS

  • Size: 6″ Wide (Big enough to cover a “Coexist” sticker).
  • Material: Heavy-Duty Vinyl (Resists rain, sun, and unpasteurized dairy spills).
  • The Guarantee: 100% E. Coli Free.

HOW TO DEPLOY

  • The Fridge: Place it on your milk jug to confuse your roommates.
  • The Bumper: confuse the punks and the MAGA crowd simultaneously.
  • The Laptop: A subtle nod that you know exactly how doomed we are.

Warning: Do not consume raw milk while applying this sticker.

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